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Joke of the Day

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"

"When I die, I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen."

"Just landed my dream job of ""before"" picture"

"If Joseph Stalin completed all of his highschool credits Does that make him a Stalingrad?"

"Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs. Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?"

"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a far more peaceful place."

"Doctor Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!"

"I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said ""I saw that"" You should of seen her face. Priceless"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel"

"My dog would not stop digging a hole. so when he died we berried him in the holes he was digging. he was a wired dog he was!!!!!"