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Joke of the Day

"...we came in"" Roger Waters favourite line is ""Is this where..."

"Hey guys ,wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Ugh never mind that , it's pointless."

"What did the unimpressed wind turbine say? I'm not a fan."

"Someone needs to introduce the people still requesting songs on the radio to the Internet..."

"OMG you guys. I just got asked out. By a real live guy. I don't know what to do!? Play dead? Duck and roll? I'm so confused!!"

"Hey, girl. I noticed you checking out my Hello Kitty socks. Just so you know...the boxers match. *winks*"

"So i was trying to come up with a short joke about Catholic priests... But all the little ones were taken :v"

"What's brown, long, and sticky? A stick."

"if we're on a date and you're rude to the waiter I'd be like holy shit I'm on a date"

"Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male."