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Joke of the Day
"if we're on a date and you're rude to the waiter I'd be like holy shit I'm on a date"
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"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones? You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application."
"Iggy Azalea may not be the best singer... but she certainly is the fanciest"
"What Did The Pirate Say On His 80th Birthday? Ayyyye Matey!!!"
"asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip"
"Prank Idea For The Ladies: Swallow a plastic dinosaur, then make an appointment to get an ultrasound."
"""Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"""
"I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to ""Blockbuster and Chill""."
"Koi Fish always travel in groups of four That's because while the A Koi, the B Koi and the C Koi escape. The predator will always go after the D Koi"