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Joke of the Day

"Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male."

"Seriously though, why can't you put the punchline in the title? What do you say to piss off a redditor?"

"Certain people have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves But I don't like to point fingers"

"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."

"TIL when you're a child, you have 4 kidneys Well, 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees."

"Gold fish don't like being pulled out of their tank for a cuddle."

"What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !"

"Wanted to write a funny chemistry joke... all the good ones Argon."

"What does music have to do with safety? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."

"How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !"