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Joke of the Day
"Hey guys ,wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Ugh never mind that , it's pointless."
Next Joke
"Do you know what happened to my tooth in the dentist's office? [Filled]"
"Do girls budget their tears so they don't dehydrate & other legitimate questions"
"Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11"
"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."
"What's Batman's least favourite album? A Night at the Opera."
"Hitler didn't like oranges. He hated the juice."
"If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in your ass"
"Why did the computer science student drop out? He just couldn't hack it."