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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend broke the news that she's pregnant I responded, ""Congrats, now you have something to remember me by."""

"My wife was raped by a gang of mimes. They found many ways to get in and out of the box. OR They did unspeakable thing to her."

"Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Because the cow has the utter."

"What the difference between jews and harry potter Harry got out of the chamber alive"

"Who is this ""one""? And why is he always arguing with people?"

"Being in the friend zone is like being the guy in the band who plays that little triangle."

"How do you get a witch pregnant? Ya fuck her."

"I was born during the great depression... My mothers."

"The lack of proof that Robert Downey Jr is stalking me just convinces me that he is very good at it."

"How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!"