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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows."

"I think the most romantic thing a woman can do for a man on Valentine's Day is to have a vagina."

"I want to die like dad peacefully in my sleep. Not like mom screaming in terror in the passenger seat."

"Two flies are eating on crap. One of the flies farts, to which the second fly replies "" Do you mind ? I'm eating here !!"""

"Two TV antennas got married last weekend. The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent."

"Driving around Boston is like reading Choose your own Adventure... There are countless different paths to take, with most leading to failure or death, and only a few leading to success."

"What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes? Pay-To-File"

"*spelling bee* Me: b-e-e Judge 1: No, sir, wait until we tell- Me: B-E-E Judge 2: I mean, he's not wrong"

"I can eat an untied shoe lace and poop it out tied I shit you knot!"

"I used to work as a prostitute... ... due to lack of fucks to give I quit my job."