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Joke of the Day

"I was going down on a quadriplegic.... When all of a sudden I tasted horse cum and thought, ""oh Grandma.... so THAT'S how you died."""

"The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men."

"The Doctor said I should stop with all this phone sex. He said I might get hearing aids."

"It was recently revealed that 25% of women are being treated for mental illness. Scary shit. It means 75% are running around untreated."

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now."

"I eat sunflower seeds because I like food but I absolutely love littering"

"When thirsty you should always drink apple juice.. Because OJ will kill you."

"""Wanna hear a joke about being shot by the police?"" ""No thanks, I get depressed by black humour."" Maybe I should cross-post this to /r/ImGoingToHellForThis"

"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"

"DO YOU WANT ME TO RAP? I WILL RAP! - how I threaten my kids"