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"If Apple designed a house, what would they not install? Windows..."
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"Gypsy marathon: runs to a lake, swims, bikes back"
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D-shells are too big and B- shells are too small. *A random elderly woman just stopped in the street in front off where I was sitting and told me this. Awesome*"
"Yo I am bored"
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? *Everywhere*"
"what's the difference of Batman and a black-man? batman can go to shop without robin."
"Sarah Palin admitted she used to get health care in Canada & Glenn Beck admitted he used to get his human baby sacrifices from Canada."
"What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line!"
"Why aren't any transvestites astronauts? Because in space, there's no drag.^please^dont^hurt^me."
"Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate? It made it easier to deal with high C's"