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Joke of the Day
"What do Classical musicians do when they die? They decompose."
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"If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new"
"What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time? dinosore"
"""i'm really more of a dog person."" -- werewolf"
"The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car."
"My Friend Failed Astronomy... I failed too, if it's any constellation."
"Dear Diary: Day 41 at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. So far none of the other students have noticed that my wand is a Slim Jim."
"I got hit by a rental car today. It Hertz."
"I mentioned to my friend Hanz that today's the anniversary of the world trade center attacks. ""Nein, 11"" he said."
"Hey you know what's the hardest part of juggling? Telling girls you're not in the mood for sex."