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Joke of the Day
"Why are the undead so angry all the time? They have mummy issues."
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"Found out my ""girlfriend"" had a penis, so I broke it off ."
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs."
"Q: What did the book say to the librarian? A: Can I take you out?"
"Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke? ... Because he screwed up the delivery..."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."
"What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit? The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!"
"being a writer is a great job if you love looking at a blinking cursor and wishing you were dead."
"Never trust a depressed elevator. It'll only bring you down."
"Breaking news: A helicopter has crash landed into a cemetery in Ireland The pilots didn't survive, and so far local police have recovered 956 bodies."