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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit? The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!"

"I take my wife everywhere... And she still finds her way home"

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes ones a year & when he does its in a chimney!"

"-currently looking for an adult -Realizing I'm an adult -Now looking for an older adult -Someone successful at adulting -An adultier adult"

"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."

"I need a new assistant for my knife-throwing act. Also need a large rug and a gallon of bleach. Please RT."

"I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled ""come on"" and then they tried harder."

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi. And... Why did the fungi leave the party? Because there wasn't much room."

"In retrospect, dressing as a killer whale when I was assigned to assassinate the Pope wasn't my best idea. I blame Ubisoft, honestly."

"People who eat ass have a shitty taste in sex"