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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."
Next Joke
"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."
"My friend asked me what I thought about Internet message boards. I said ""I'm all forum"""
"I'm convinced that my wife took 9 years of education at 3 different colleges just to win all the arguments for the rest of my life."
"Just lean back in your chair and say ""caloric"". It's exhilerating."
"What do you call your friend thats a detective? Your Sherlock Homie"
"The only clowns I'm afraid of... Are the ones running for president"
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D"
"Two women are at a cafe, sitting quietly"
"Who's your friend?"