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Joke of the Day

"A woman once received a wooden breast implant It'd be nice if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit?"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"This is shit Said the winner of world anagram championship"

"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."

"Did you seriously hire a mentally unstable person to drive our kids just so you could say he's driving them crazy? Me as a principal: Maybe"

"What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken? Just the tiger"

"What do you call a struggling artist? Baroque."

"So today's my wife's birthday... I went out and bought her some flowers and a vibrator. That's so if she doesn't like the flowers she can go fuck herself."

"Yesterday, I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going over the phone.... He said ""Can't complain""."

"Why do I always seem to start my day backwards? I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake"