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Joke of the Day
"I hate reddit because... ...you cannot take a joke!"
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"Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it."
"A man goes to the doctor... ...to seek treatment for both premature ejaculation and diarrhea. The doctor simply shrugs and says ""Easy come, easy go."""
"Halfway through V for Vendetta... ...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon."
"Why can't you fight an accountant ? They'll always out number you!"
"In high school, I was voted Most Likely To Keep Bringing Up Past Achievements."
"I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand."
"Someone asked a ship captain if the rumor that he can't swim is true. ""Yes,"" he replied. ""Can pilots fly?"""
"What's the most important part about telling a joke? Your PUN-unciation"