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Joke of the Day

"Every now and then I see something that brings a little tear to my eye. Last night it was my wife wearing her strap on."

"Apparently the same firm rents buildings to both ISIS and Neo-Nazis. You could say they're the lessor of two evils."

"African American Letters. They are all blackmail."

"I'm such a cougar magnet. And I'm not talking about middle aged women either, I'm talking about REAL FUCKING COUGARS!"

"I wonder if Houdini ever locked himself out of the house."

"Just realized, We stare at screens, have fake farms, cities and animals and poke people.Think about it. Facebook is a mental hospital and we're the patients."

"So this guy walks into a bar... Ouch!"

"I'm starting a new abortion clinic and naming it... Scrambled Eggs."

"How do you stop your children from smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant."

"Mayweather VS. Paqiauo wasn't fair... Mayweather got to practice on his wife."