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Joke of the Day

"Are you ever going to use those Styrofoam plates? No, they're not biodegradable. Well throw them away then!"

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"Have a bad only child? Apple unveils terrifying robot sibling... iSis."
"What is a long room with many doors called? I'm not sure, I hallways forget"
"What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old? Her hips."
"I like my coffee the way I like my women... ... Pale and weak."
"Every night, I have attractive girls banging on my door And sometimes, I let them out!"
"Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?"
"Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming."
"I'm too hip"
"Two Thai girls offered me a threesome. It was like winning the lottery. When we stripped off we had six matching balls."