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Joke of the Day

"I set up a camera to record my wife for our sex tape I didn't realize it was motion activated so it didn't record a thing."

"I'm all for saving the planet, but recycling jokes doesn't help..."

"i'd tell a joke about food but... It'll be of bad taste"

"Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world"

"The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner... it might get thrown under the airbus."

"Why did Wile E. Coyote have a ""Detour"" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff? To throw the Roadrunner off."

"A blonde woman one read that over 70% of car accidents happened within 15 minutes of home... She decided it'd be safer to live somewhere else."

"Me: *quickly flips through each layer of a Big Mac like a wad of cash* McDonald's employee: [nervously assuring me] it's all there I swear."

"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"

"Will He Win ? by Betty Wont"