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Joke of the Day

"Will He Win ? by Betty Wont"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A nigga, you occupationalist!"

"Organs are like onions If you cut them in half you will probably cry"

"Saturday wins ""best day"" 47,000th week in a row."

"I got 99 problems and each of them is being able to make relevant pop culture references."

"I got lost in a corn field. It was quite a maize."

"What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind? Fa Ting"

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band? SWV (sisters with voices)"

"""It's not you, it's me."" - Humidity, to Heat"