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Joke of the Day

"My teen thought it'd be funny to unfriend me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!"

"Things you can't touch: 1. Happines 2. The Easter Bunny 3. Your wife's sister 4. This"

"I realized that I'm bisexual... When you buy, I get sexual."

"I gave a blind man 10$ He told me he'll pay me back the next time he sees me."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog? Dr.Dre"

"What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They're fucking assholes."

"I got second place in a star gazing competition once. The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize."

"I met a new girl in work today, and she was a vegan I've never seen herbivore"

"Women are like raincoats. In a box in my attic marked ""raincoats."""

"If you put a crown on a donkey, will he be king? No, he would be a donkey with a crown."