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Joke of the Day
"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
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"What is the difference between Jedward and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner only sucks when you turn it on."
"What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs."
"A paedophile says to a school boy ""I'll give you a lolly if you come into the van"" The boy replies ""Give me the whole bag and I'll cum into your mouth""."
"*Walks into puppy store wearing a large trenchcoat* *Hurries out of puppy store in a much tighter-fitting trenchcoat*"
"Doctor told me I will die soon. Bastard found out I was banging his wife."
"I just leave my autocorrects so people will think I'm really passionate about ducks."
"What do you call a man doing dishes? Single."
"I wouldn't say I hate my dad... But I can't deny he's a real motherfucker."
"What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"