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Joke of the Day
"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
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"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. Wouldn't that make frowning an exercise? You lazy bastards."
"If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts."
"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody"
"I'll never forget my little girl's first words... ""Where are my parents?"""
"We used to have a dog with no back legs and steel balls We called him Sparky."
"The god of time is going back to school to upgrade. Time will take its course"
"A woman walks into a hardware store and says, ""I want to buy a hinge."" The clerk says, ""Do you wanna screw for that hinge?"" The woman replies, ""No thanks, but I'll blow you for a toaster."""
"I got hooked on Italian food in high school after my dealer sold me a bag of oregano."
"When I was growing up my parents used to tell me that I can be anyone I wanted. Now the police call that Identity theft."