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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."
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"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."
"My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist. I told him to stop being so clothes minded"
"Italian Knock knock Knock a knock - who's there - Ayatollah - Ayatollah who? - Ayatollah you already."
"10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie."
"advice: describing someone's cupcakes as being ""better than sex"" is only a compliment if you aren't sleeping with them"
"Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool!"
"Worst thing about having sex with a Canadian girl is having to sit through BOTH of our national anthems before we start."
"""You remind me of a man."" - ""What man?"" - ""The man with the power."" - ""What power?"" - ""The power of Hoodoo."" - ""Who do?"" - ""You do."" - ""Do what?"" - ""Remind me of a man."""
"Why don't Geordies use scales? Because they can weigh things by eye man."