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Joke of the Day

"Worst thing about having sex with a Canadian girl is having to sit through BOTH of our national anthems before we start."

"Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog."

"April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are."

"A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant"

"What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with? A cuddlefish! (corny I know)"

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE"

"Verbs Without them we wouldn't get a lot done."

"Sex is a misdemeanor; the more I miss, the meaner I get!"

"Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""