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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool!"

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"Have you heard of the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines"
"whats the difference between the duke of york and Katy price? the duke of York only had 10,000 men"
"I wanted to tell an NSA joke... But I feel like they've heard them all before."
"I have just endorsed Andy Murray on LinkedIn for tennis."
"My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay. I got full marx."
"Trump says the biggest threat to the world is a ""manic, mad man"" having control of nuclear weapons"
"*at hostage negotiation class Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here Man: I joined the NYPD Woman: I'm in the FBI Me: I have a toddler"
"Hey tampon makers, can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here."
"Girls aren't friends with other girls. They are just future enemies."