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Joke of the Day
"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."
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"I read a magazine article about a population increase in Hawaii. The author was Commonawannalaya."
"A sick Patient Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
"A wolf goes costume shopping... He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him."
"What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew"
"Wanna hear a joke about my cawk? never mind its too long"
"What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse? Warren"
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"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Nobody does your job for you when you're out"
"I have a mammoth erection. It's gotta be worth a fortune."