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Joke of the Day
"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."
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"That awkward moment when... When Mars has more water than California..."
"The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 So, who just got a mini heart attack?"
"Some insults are deeply sexist... ""You fatherfucking daughter of a dog."""
"Did you hear about what happened when the anime studio tried to make a sex-ed video? Kids kept getting confused about why the octopus was showing up."
"I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it."
"I love using those really powerful bathroom hand dryers, because I get to see what it would look like if my hands went skydiving."
"Your Facebook posts are like your children. Some go on to become successful and others make you look stupid."
"Q: How do you make any watch a stopwatch? A: Don't wind it."
"SCORE! Some girl on my friends list asked me to meet her for drinks tonight! All I need to do is hit the ATM and lose 70 lbs by 8 O'Clock."