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Joke of the Day

"NSFW:Guy's should hold on to their memories. Guy's should hold on to their memories. Stupid Auto Correct: I meant mammaries."

"How awesome were the 50s? None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals."

"What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece."

"What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli."

"It was always going to be a yes vote on gay marriage in Ireland. . . No reason to drink otherwise."

"[starbucks] One tall iced latte please ""Ok, can I have a name?"" Well ok but it really should come from your parents"

"I love the word ""Allegedly"". You can make up anything about anyone without any reprisal... allegedly."

"Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games? Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10."

"I replied ""maybe"" to your facebook event out of respect for the inherent uncertainty of life's journey."

"What do a Professional Fifa Player and a Rapist have in common? They're both going to score, even if you don't want them to."