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Joke of the Day

"[starbucks] One tall iced latte please ""Ok, can I have a name?"" Well ok but it really should come from your parents"

"Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks? They get a hole in one!"

"What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. "

"Oral Sex: A taste of things to come"

"Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said ""Go forth and multiply"" ? They couldn't they were adders !"

"My parents just said they want another child. ""I'd love a sibling!"" I said. ""That's not what we meant."" they replied."

"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible."

"What does Canadian Fonzie say? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?"

"How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill? They smoke them out."