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Joke of the Day

"What do a Professional Fifa Player and a Rapist have in common? They're both going to score, even if you don't want them to."

"What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard? A coin to scratch it with."

"How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat."

"Did you read the article about the automated journalist? The story writes itself."

"When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?"

"A father takes a deep breath and says ""Son, I think it's time you and I talk about sex."" His son took a deep breath as well ""Sure dad, what do you want to know about it?"""

"A horse walks into a bar... And the barman says ""Why the long face?"""

"School is like a boner It's long and hard, unless you're Asian."

"I gotta hand it to Stephen Hawking because he can't catch."

"What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."