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Joke of the Day

"[therapy] WIFE: he favors our son over our daughter ME: No way, I love whatsherface just as much as I love Johnny"

"What did Ciderella say when she got to the Ball? ""*-Gag*-"""

"I really hate it when people repeat something twice when making a point. don't do that guys, don't do that."

"Helped a homeless guy move today... I picked up his vomit and threw it across the street."

"A new study has shown banana skins contain traces of LSD... I guess that explains why people are always tripping on them"

"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"

"Men's underwear should be called ""manhole covers"""

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. (Just an old one I knew, not sure how common..)"

"What so you call an Asian jew? Jew Lee"

"Dream carefully, because dreams come true."