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Joke of the Day
"If a vampire bites his tongue, does his tongue become a vampire? Tongpire?"
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"What is Son Goku's least liked food? Vegetta balls"
"I bet cats are pissed they can't sit on televisions anymore."
"Oh, man! It really smells like upfoo in here!"
"[At gang interview] GangLeader: You wanna be in our gang Me: Yep GL: What qualities do you.. M: *Already snapping fingers GL: You're in"
"Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers."
"Id like to thank /r/nsfw for getting me through hard times."
"Why do divers fall backwards from boats? Because if they fell forward they'd still be in it!"
"[day 38 on the ark] NOAHS WIFE: we're out of food NOAH: don't worry, i have a contingency plan UNICORN: why are u lookin at me like that"
"What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey"