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Joke of the Day
"What you called a fat Chinese man? Chunk"
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"Q: Why does Father Time wear bandages? A: Because day breaks and night falls."
"Most action figures are surprisingly inactive."
"2 pedophiles on a bench in the park. A little girl with a lollypop walks by... p1: Oh, man, she used to be so hot back in the days!"
"I wish prostitutes would learn a lesson from eBay ...and do away with insertion fees."
"Why was Beethoven making a lot of money? His property was Fur Elise"
"If they somehow magically ever discover another part of the reproductive system, they should name it after Prince"
"[OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital"
"What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country."
"Why is Nixon a bad chef? Because he is not a cook."