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Joke of the Day

"Two Polish parents are sitting at the dinner table with their two kids... The father turns to the mother and says ""Why don't we send the kids out to P-L-A-Y, so we can fuck"""

"A soldier gets his entire left half of him blown off by a landmine He's alright now though."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm coming through your window, I'm under your bed. Thank you"

"If you look long enough and hard enough you could make a lot of money doing porn."

"Life is like a box of chocolates Everyone hates the dark ones"

"What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied."

"My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens."

"If you want sparkling, sophisticated conversation, catch me early in the month, before I've used up my ten free New York Times articles."

"I love the smell of my f5 key... It is very refreshing"

"What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? ""I must throw that doggie out the window !""!"