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Joke of the Day
"If you ever come across a fork in the road Pick it up"
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"What does David Bowie get at the supermarket? Can-cer"
"There's a school in my town so rough they have to check students for weapons at the gate. If you don't have one they give you one. Certified Dad quality joke. Tried it out on my kids this morning."
"Surprise your coworkers by hiding in the utility closet until you're dead."
"Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party."
"I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave."
"Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists? ...because they're out-standing in their field!"
"What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !"
"Men are like curling irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair."
"Life without geometry... is pointless"