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Joke of the Day

"Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help?' I said No, six should be enough.'"

"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"

"Hillary Clinton... [DELETED]"

"How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents? Meat patty"

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"

"I slept with a pharmacist who could come in 10 seconds... Problem is, it took her 30 minutes to count to 10 (Made this up last night while waiting 30 minutes for 10 pills)"

"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."

"What do you call a French pole vaulter? A Leap Frog"

"God does exist If you're North Korean"