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Joke of the Day

"Why do people walk by and say ""Hi, how are you?"" but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!"

"If somebody at a party tells you they're a writer, get excited, hold up the nearest book, and ask, wide-eyed, ""DID YOU WRITE THIS?"""

"Boss: You can't drink while you're working! Me: Oh, I'm not working."

"RT if you love puppies, rainbows or beating the shit out of strangers for not saying ""Thank You"", after you've held the door for them."

"Why are pirates pirates? Because they arrrre"

"*adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*"

"What did the 0 say to the 8? Let's make a snowman!"

"What do you call a potato Kim jong un dropped in his lap? A dicktator."

"Happy bring your plane to work day everyone! Hope you have guys have a blast!"

"Mouse and elephant are on their way to the pool. *Told* *by* *my* *adorable* *niece.* Elephant: Bollox! I forgot my swim trunks! Mouse: Don't worry, I brought a spare."