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Joke of the Day

"The worst is when someone ceases but they don't desist. That's some bullshit right there. Gotta do those simultaneously and whatnot."

"What's a Muslim soccer player's favorite way to move the ball? A. Kicking. B. Heading. C. Kneeing?"

"Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III? Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was."

"Who cares if toilet paper is soft or not? Only an asshole can tell the difference anyway."

"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it.."

"Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: It has great food, but no atmosphere."

"Have you heard of Bill Cosby's new T.V. show? It's called, ""Women say the Dardest things."" He denies rape charges for thirty minutes."

"Alanis Morissette sings about having 10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife. And nobody asks why she has 10,000 spoons?"

"I call my penis... ""the cartridge"" because women love to blow it"

"What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use? Oil of Ole'"