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Joke of the Day
"Guys one of the Greek Gods is trying to destroy 80s music! H80s"
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"Okay, let's hear everyone's favorite ""Yo Mama"" jokes! Yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on!"
"""yer a magician, harry"" hagrid said to hary houdini when he graduted magic academy"
"Why did Anne Sullivan decide on ""water ""for Helen Keller's first word? It was a test she could pass."
"Two Goldfish were in a tank. What did one fish ask the other? So how do you drive this thing?"
"When you're at someone's house? Normal people: ""What a lovely house!"" Me: ""What's your wifi password?"""
"Are there any medium rappers? They're always big or lil"
"Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? Because izquierda going right."
"I decided not to invest in that seafood processing plant... ...something smelled fishy."
"My grandfather always said, ""Be envied, not envious."" I wish I'd thought of that quote."