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Joke of the Day

"Okay, let's hear everyone's favorite ""Yo Mama"" jokes! Yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on!"

"The thing I love most about dad jokes... ...is how they keep pushing the boundaries of humour father and father."

"I feel like auto-correct should know by now that I'd never ask anyone to ""jazz"" all over my face."

"I wrote a limerick on a train yesterday There once was a fella named Rick Who started to date this hot chick But brief was romance For tucked in her pants This bitch the whole time had a dick."

"What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common? It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap."

"My wife has developed a fetish with salad items... Earlier today she spent an hour trying to force a lettuce into my ass. And that was just the tip of the iceburg"

"I loved Star Trek Into Darkness, but I have to admit the movie did have its pros and Khans"

"It would probably be cool to hang out with a witch because you could bake just the biggest cake in her child sized oven."

"It was so difficult giving Dracula fellatio! I guess I went down for the count."

"How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Pitbull, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat."