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Joke of the Day
"Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? Because izquierda going right."
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"How does a crackhead order their whiskey? On the rocks"
"What do you call a pissed off german? Sauerkraut"
"I used to steal identities... You people are so boring I ended up returning them."
"I am a damn good electrician Otherwise I would be dead"
"I for one... ... love Roman numerals."
"Twice the cold doth striketh A dog, a ski cabin, and a leather jacket walk into the electric cloud being and merge into the one true demongod."
"The average family income has gone up 2% while the cost of living has increased 23%. - Me explaining to my son why he can't have a sister."
"Why can't Nietzsche use pencils? Because they're all pointless"
"I'm not slurring, I'm speaking in cursive."