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Joke of the Day
"My friend was telling animal puns I thought they were boaring."
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"""If you're having girl? Problems. I feel bad. For you? Son."" -Russian guy telling his pregnant wife he hopes it's a boy."
"The United Nations is like a black father You know it exists but it's just never there when you need it ."
"get pizza or die trying"
"What to do if you run over a black man in the rain? Well, you have an hour before the rain dries..."
"Gonna start rapping about women's rights... Call me Feminem."
"I am going to kiss you and take your resources"
"A woman walks into a bar... ""Ouch!"" she yelled."
"Unfair fight. Housewife Holly Holm defeats Rousey with ironing skills... Because she layed her out and starched her ass."
"How do we know that Darth Vader is American? Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March"