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Joke of the Day

"My friend was telling animal puns I thought they were boaring."

"The Water Board sent me a notice saying that my bill was a year old, I obviously apologised for forgetting, and sent them a birthday card."

"I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY but I'll take it."

"I'd be much more attracted to you if you were much more attractive."

"Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting."

"What do you tell a black jew? Go sit at the back of the oven"

"Remember that AMA guy whose mother slept with him because he had broken his arms? She was adding incest to injury."

"What's the best part about dating 26 year olds? There's twenty of them."

"What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole? Run around until you get pooped out. :)"

"Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance? Because they are Thai fighters."