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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who can masturbate with either hand? Ambidickstrous"

"Son: ""Dad, can you give me 30 bucks?"" Dad: ""20 bucks? What the hell do you need 10 bucks for?!"""

"[Offensive] Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas."

"Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!"

"You say pigs can't fly... but swine flu!"

"How do programmers get a sixpack? int[][] abs = new int[2][3]"

"Know who I really admire? Stephen Hawkins. He is confined to a wheelchair, cannot use his limbs or his voice... ...yet he carries on without making a song and dance about it."

"According to WebMC, I be illin'."

"What does a skeleton use to carry his bones? A CART-ilage"

"What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !"