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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who can masturbate with either hand? Ambidickstrous"
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"What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee? 100% abracadabra"
"Two atoms were hanging out... One atom says to the other ""I am about to lose an electron!"" The other atom asks ""Are you sure?"" The first repies ""I am positive."""
"A black kid has diarrhea... ...and he runs screaming to his mom: ""Momm, momm, I am melting!!"""
"I'd be willing to date a French Canadian... But I'm scared she'd always want to separate EDIT: Spelling"
"""Any minute now. Any minute..."" -Lincoln Logs, waiting for a phone call from Hollywood"
"Finally finished carving GOOGLE EARTH CAN SUCK IT - plus a rude emoticon - into the face of a massive cliff. Now... we wait."
"Did you hear about the angry pancake!? Well one day he ***flipped***!!!"
"I'm changing my name to Ceed. Because all girls want to succeed!"
"Facebook memories are a great way to see how fat you've gotten."