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Joke of the Day
"What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog."
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"Who is Chu? And why do no rappers fuck with him?"
"What did Jesus say after he was resurrected? Nailed it"
"I queued up for ages to get cod earlier... ...but they sold out, so I got a battered sausage instead."
"Mortgage Dream The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one."
"A guy walks into a bar the punchline doesn't matter because the real joke is always in the comments."
"What did the Mexican name his two dicks? Jose and Hose B"
"Two women want to form a project group... Turns out it was a real misfit."
"A teacher asked a spanish immigrant student to make a sentence using the words cheese and liver.... ...The immigrant replies: ""Hey liver alone, cheese my sister"""
"I just read a story about a blind guy who's training to run in his eleventh marathon in case you were wondering what a lazy fuck you are."