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Joke of the Day

"How long is a battleship. True or false? Wong! How long is a China man."

"I have body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes too much space in my freezer"

"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."

"DATE: so...this is your place? ME: yea...not fancy but it suits me. *opens flap of bouncy house* oh, also do you mind taking off your shoes"

"Sometimes if I trip on a crack I act like it's no biggie by breaking into a jog and don't stop until I'm in a new city with a new life."

"Got caught talking to myself today. So I pretended I was a tree until they walked away."

"I guess they are calling One Direction 1D Because thats all they've got between all of them."

"Gypsy marathon: runs to a lake, swims, bikes back"

"I tried to think of an electricity pun Now my head hertz"

"Wanna hear a joke? ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""Why?"" ""To get to the house of the ugliest human on the planet. Wanna hear another joke? Knock-knock...."" ""Who's there?"" ""Buc-buc-bucaaaaaw!"""