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Joke of the Day
"I tried to think of an electricity pun Now my head hertz"
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"Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?"
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!"
"Don't commit suicide, that's how people get killed."
"How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ? 5,6,7,8."
"Just one look at any Smurf's balls and you can tell he's horny as hell."
"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."
"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'll have an H2O"" The second one orders a beer."
"""Snitches get stitches"" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, ""Snitches never wake up again"" is more likely to deter snitching..."
"The best thing about hand sanitiser is that when you put it on, it looks like you are plotting to take over the world."