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Joke of the Day

"Psychics develop their ""6th sense"" as soon as their sense of shame is dwarfed by their sense of how gullible people are."

"""Clue"" is a board game about people trapped in a house and one of them is a homicidal maniac who has just killed. Ages 8 and up."

"Girl, are you a conspiracy theory? Because I want to listen to you all day long even though I find it hard to believe a word you say."

"What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? A Nobel Prize"

"Go to racist joke, what's yours? Two unemployed Irishmen walk past a police notice board with ""two black men wanted for rape"" first one says ""fucking niggers get all the best jobs"""

"Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity?"

"How do you measure love? In hertz!"

"So I'm chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet.. She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she's telling me she's an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."

"I booked a suite at a 5 star hotel and when my girlfriend arrived,on the bed spelled out in rose petals was ""be right out,I'm taking a shit"""