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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand . . . cuatro cinco"
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"A girl went to Thailand for a week... And came back a changed man."
"I don't know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse."
"A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"When I was in college I had all these philosophical questions. Now I just want to know how these kids got toothpaste under the toilet seat."
"What does IDK stand for? Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""
"[Enters baby room late at night] *flicks switch* [baby's got a raccoon in a headlock] ""What the-"" DAD CLOSE THE DOOR THIS PUNK OWES ME MONEY"
"Having children really brought me and my wife closer together. We have a common enemy now."
"Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?"