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Joke of the Day

"Joke from my 7 year old cousin - Why did the ninja go to college? He wanted to be a ninja-neer."

"Kidnapping Did you hear about the local kidnapping at the school? It's fine, he woke up."

"Today, I had sex for 1 hour and 30 seconds Thank you Daylight Savings Time!"

"Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"BREAKING: Man arrested for owning a waterbed. Police reported that ""it's not really illegal, but a waterbed in 2014? That's just creepy."""

"What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism? An offer you can't understand."

"A terrorist walks into a bar... He orders a Molotov Cocktail"

"Remember these two words. They will open up the doors in your life. Push and pull"

"I'm pretty sure this new iTunes update is gonna turn things around for me."

"What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder? An asylum seeker."