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Joke of the Day

"A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately she's had a lot of problems with squatters."

"How can you tell a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds"

"You ever notice most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put ""anal"" in front? Probe, Explorer, Excursion..."

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck"

"Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."

"Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea."

"I loved going to the psychiatrist as a young girl. He said ""I think I can see the problem, Mr Smith."""

"Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock? I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!"

"What's a minister's favorite food? Tacos al pastor"

"Did you know cats can jump higher than houses? This is because houses don't."