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Joke of the Day

"Dinner-$25 Margarita-$8 Girls night out-$33 Yelling ""Hey Sl@t"" and watching 12 different girls turn around- Priceless"

"So my science teacher started class today with ""Relative Dating....."" It's like prom night in Kentucky."

"Which came first? the chicken or the egg? Niether. the rooster did. sorry if this has been said before. i just thought of it one day."

"A Statistic Nine out of ten prisoners enjoy prison rape."

"Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women? It can be a slippery slope."

"What do gay crows eat? Cawk!"

"Q: What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop? A: Take me to your liter!"

"If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!"

"Two peanuts are walking down the road One is assaulted"

"There are two kinds of people in the world These who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."