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Joke of the Day

"Dinner-$25 Margarita-$8 Girls night out-$33 Yelling ""Hey Sl@t"" and watching 12 different girls turn around- Priceless"

"Why can't Democrats sell pants? They believe in a single-pair system."

"Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being."

"What is the difference between a jew and a Christian There is no difference. I don't discriminate when I kill."

"How do you get elected president of my pants? By the vote of the Erectional College..."

"9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge... It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry."

"Whats the difference between a noose and a leash? How high you tie it on a tree."

"Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric."

"What qualifies as a ""short stack"" of pancakes? I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right? Yes? Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack."

"Sorry I ate your baby but you shouldn't have wrapped it like a burrito."