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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts are walking down the road One is assaulted"
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"I really enjoy my morning expresso... ... it's always esploding with flavour."
"*i get home riding a pig* Wife: Hey honey, how was the ""Hog Riders"" meeting? Me: *sighs* Pointless...this one was for motorcycles too."
"My nickname at work is ""HR wants to see you"""
"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"
"What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !"
"Reddit, you are just like my dad... No matter what I do, it will never be good enough for you."
"You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you'll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you'll see their son crying"
"I like my women like I like my computer monitors Bright, saturated and in multiples."
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"